Saturday, 28 July 2012

How to Worship the Nigerian god

AH! YOU SHOUTED! Elnathan John dug it out. So the fact that you choose to open every meeting with multiple prayers does not mean that you intend to do what is right. The opening prayer is important. Nothing can work without it. If you are gathered to discuss how to inflate contracts, begin with an opening prayer or two. If you are gathered to discuss how to rig elections, begin with a prayer. The Nigerian god appreciates communication; loves elections and politics and does not tolerate disrespect. the  god is very kind and accommodating; gives glory and riches and private jets. And if you worship him well, he will immensely bless your hustle
Self righteousness, continuous hypocrisy in religions, woremongers attributing purposeless success to the blessings of the Nigerian god. Moral decadence, promotion of mediocrity, exhibitionists and bloodthirsty, yet the irresponsible Nigerian god is unable to cure corruption.

Please read on the brillant article from Mr. John. I'll be beck to discuss this over coffe cup.

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