Saturday, 28 July 2012

How to Worship the Nigerian god

AH! YOU SHOUTED! Elnathan John dug it out. So the fact that you choose to open every meeting with multiple prayers does not mean that you intend to do what is right. The opening prayer is important. Nothing can work without it. If you are gathered to discuss how to inflate contracts, begin with an opening prayer or two. If you are gathered to discuss how to rig elections, begin with a prayer. The Nigerian god appreciates communication; loves elections and politics and does not tolerate disrespect. the  god is very kind and accommodating; gives glory and riches and private jets. And if you worship him well, he will immensely bless your hustle
Self righteousness, continuous hypocrisy in religions, woremongers attributing purposeless success to the blessings of the Nigerian god. Moral decadence, promotion of mediocrity, exhibitionists and bloodthirsty, yet the irresponsible Nigerian god is unable to cure corruption.

Please read on the brillant article from Mr. John. I'll be beck to discuss this over coffe cup.

Thursday, 26 July 2012

Anger - Your Inner Judge of Perceptual error



STAY away from anger...it hurts..Only you!
If you are right then there is no need to get angry;
If you are wrong then have you no right to get angry.
Patience with family is love; with others is respect,
Patience with self is confidence;with God is faith.

Never think Hard about the PAST, it brings Tears...
Live this Moment with a Smile, it brings cheers.
Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,
Every problem comes to make us or break us.The choice is ours to be victims or victorious.
The choice is our to be jaundiced or vivacious
Search for a beautiful heart not beautiful face.
Beautiful things are not always beautiful
But good things are always beautiful.

Do you know why God created gaps between fingers?
So that someone special keeps filling the gaps
Holding your hand forever in laughter.
Forget not this advice!
Ignore not this Caution!
For this you need to define your purpose.

Happiness keeps You Sweet;Trials keep you Humble,
Success keeps You going; Failures teaches you lesson
Anger distorts your logical reasoning into blind emotion
Anger cannot rationalize, comprehend, or make good decisions.

Never think you know it all;
For you really do not even know
What the future holds for that person..
Be good at heart!

Tuesday, 24 July 2012

Goddess of Coins

The road to wealth begins with an oath:
A part of all we earn is us to keep.
For foods and havens we pay to live.


Even the goddess of coins knows!

Don't be a fool to pay all but yourself
Don't be a dullard labouring for others
Who veil as farmished friends in need
The part you save is a slave to work for you
Who earns the prolific child to work for you
Both which bring copious profit you crave
Enough for food and charity and penance to God.


Fickle Fate is a vicious goddess of coins
Who brings no stable good except ruins
Upon whom she showers unearned gold.
She makes a wanton spenders who dissipate all,
Left beset by insatiable appetites and desires
Some become misers and hoard their wealth,
Fearing to spend for no ability to replace it.
Are beset by fear of robbers and doom
And lives of emptiness and secret misery.


Turn your money to seed!
Her love with yields you will buy

Saturday, 21 July 2012

The Man of Purpose

Looking into distance appeared a boy adorn in a weather-bitten short.
His fading blue shirt ridiculously exposed his dark skin from hidings
He gazed into heaven with hope written over him as he waited
Waiting in hope of the bus that hurl him to his destination.

The thoughts of the past and the scenes of the present reminded me of my friend,Sandoka, who with all odds is now an MD of a Corporation.

Sandoka in his eccentric character is a definition of purpose.
 Intelligent, he fought ferociously with failed attempts in exams,
And unforgettably crippled financially.
In all he, kept saying 'I am an MD'

With a singular anticipation of his purposed future,
That guided his planned actions he joined an organization
Where the stuff he was made up of was heavily tasked
He knows he must be used for something, before he becomes the someone,
He knows he must have the quality of being determined to do or achieve
Accepting to be idiot when he has to, and not to answer a question posed by his boss
When the full understanding he didn't have.

Quickly gathering experience and mentor-ship from his older colleagues
And tactically managing swings between pleasure and pressure of his job
He emerged lately as the MD of the corporation.
That is what PURPOSE can do to a man.
A man of purpose: SMART,HUMBLE,DILIGENT,TEACHABLE,FOCUSED and INDUSTRIOUS

Goddess of Coins

The road to wealth begins with an oath:
A part of all we earn is us to keep.
For foods and havens we pay to live.


Even the goddess of coins knows!

Don't be a fool to pay all but yourself
Don't be a dullard labouring for others
Who veil as farmished friends in need
The part you save is a slave to work for you
Who earns the prolific child to work for you
Both which bring copious profit you crave
Enough for food and charity and penance to God.


Fickle Fate is a vicious goddess of coins
Who brings no stable good except ruins
Upon whom she showers unearned gold.
She makes a wanton spenders who dissipate all,
Left beset by insatiable appetites and desires
Some become misers and hoard their wealth,
Fearing to spend for no ability to replace it.
Are beset by fear of robbers and doom
And lives of emptiness and secret misery.




Turn your money to seed!
Her love with yields you will buy

Drumbeats in the Forest


The Dust settled, we emerged.
Like kuluso-the ant-lion, we danced out of our cone pit.
Dusting off the souvenir from the mother earth
We grinned as our dry lips paved way for our teeth.
In synch with the sonorous melody of singing birds
And the yawning sounds of the well-fed lizards
We won.Freedom - the profit of our pressing demands:

The real clear politics.



The fitful fever faded into the thin air
The bell bangs, beckoning us to a bustling jamboree
Come, the wine-bearer! Pour, pour, and pour the wine
For we must drink to the toast: freedom of labor
To the workaholic - rest, it is expedient
For the day after tomorrow the taskmaster calls back
Jerking you up at cock-crow for the rush-hour bus

Wait O! Did we fight right?


Unending cacophonic music dragged me out of my couch of slumber.
With a blurred vision I stole a look at the black night
Light from the full moon dusted my room with silvery hue
Casting sinister elongated shadows but the noise persisted
The humming of agitated generators shivering in their cage
Because our paid bringer-of-light refused to light the candles
Yet they bang our doors at full-moon for wages
NEPA, Oga o!



"Even if a rat should drink a lot of water,
It can only drink enough to fill its own small stomach"
Belched the Task Masters in their big flowing gown.

Our noises became the ranting of rats.
Flying caskets;Bloody conquests;
Looted closets; faceless cabals
Why the drumming?